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futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

(via telapathetic)

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ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

(Source: wentzologist, via heartbreakin-stereo)

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wxng:

Walk into the club like what up I’m not old enough 

(via andrewquo)

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avolating:

do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad

(Source: timid, via seasdeity)

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egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

(via nahwolves)

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